I just discovered your site today (shortly after I tripped over GeoURL - hey, neighbor!), and in surfing back through the posts, I came upon the one above, and had to pause and ask myself:
What, exactly, is a "pro-Desert Storm shit"?
Dick Cheney, perhaps?
I'll admit to having experienced a certain loosening feeling in the bowel region while watching the first night's coverage from the Al-Rasheed Hotel, and then imagining the carnage taking place all around it, but I'm pretty sure that that was a decidedly "anti-D.S." reaction on my body's part. :)
Of course, that innocent typo brought to mind all sorts of entertaining thoughts, the vast majority of which are entirely unsuitable as fodder for a post ... but I just can't resist leaving you with one of the milder ones; it's an adaptation of one of my favorite "digs" (one which I've found is used to best effect in a small social gathering of close friends or co-workers, and especially if the "dig-ee" is also present, and has already been the subject of some good-natured needling by the rest):
"People can say whatever they like about Dubya, but no matter what they come up with to knock him, I'll always respond that in my book, he is, and will always be, a Good Shit."
(... delivered deadpan, one-beat pause for effect, then comes the smirk ...)
"And as we all know, there's nothing that feels quite so nice to finally get rid of as a good shit."
(ba-dum)
File that one away for the day after our Fearless Leader loses his re-election bid. ;)
By: Dave on April 10, 2003 at 8:52 a.m.
Haha. I didn't catch that typo earlier. Of course I meant "shirts", not shits.
I can't wait for the huge bowel movement that rids the country of the current administration. It seems as if we're collectively constipated, waiting for the appropriate progressive laxative to come in and flush out the nastiness.
(Am I taking the feces metaphor too far? probably)
Thanks for stopping by.