Since I found out that it's possible to get my Quickcam Express working with FreeBSD, I set up an ingenious/silly webcam downstairs. Here's how it works:
#!/bin/sh
cd /tmp/webcam
rm webcam5.jpg
mv webcam4.jpg webcam5.jpg
mv webcam3.jpg webcam4.jpg
mv webcam2.jpg webcam3.jpg
mv webcam1.jpg webcam2.jpg
/usr/local/bin/qcamshot | /usr/local/bin/ppmtojpeg > webcam0.jpg
size=`stat -f %z webcam0.jpg`
if [ ${size} ]; then
mv webcam.jpg webcam1.jpg
mv webcam0.jpg webcam.jpg
fi
So, a request for the image is really accessing the laptop downstairs, wirelessly. And here's the high quality result:

And here's the most recent one:
